How long has it been, since that fateful phone call from Burke? I knew he would call me. Ahh, Such a perfect man that one is. So handsome, and sexy, and that banana hammock! *swoon* Zzzzzzzzzz
"Sariana, how could you know exactly how to make my life complete?"
"Oh Burkie, I always knew those other girls would never be able to compete. I mean.. consider my competition..."
"Well, you proved it to me, and now we're married, and we'll start our family together. Just like you always wanted. Besides, I need an heir, to pass on my fame and fortune to. And the television show. You -know- The Burke Life will be around for decades, at least."
"Ohhh Burke, I love you so.."
And so the newlyweds are swept into each other's arms, and Burke carries his bride up the stairs to their bed. All thoughts of the other desperate women on Burkie's former front porch, Cali and Robi, and even the show, are put out of mind, while they share in the passion that can only come, from true true Burkie style love. Now Sariana truly knows what lies beneath the one and only Banana Hammock.
And so life has begun. Sariana's heart is whole once more, now that she has her beloved Burke with her. Sariana Marquette. How lovely that sounds.
"Do you remember our first kiss Burkie?"
"It was.. last week. Not that hard to remember, love."
"Oh, I know, but it was so memorable. Say, I've got extra shots of our wedding picture. One for your wallet, one for the Banana Mobile, you know, to tuck behind the visor. Oh, and a little sticker version to stick on the rearview mirror. So you can always remember the beautiful moment that you proved to the world that I am your true love. Forever... Oh! Excuse me!"
....'Wow, those pancakes didn't sit real well with me. I better see if Burke is feeling okay. Wouldn't want a bad case of food poisoning.'
"Burke? Honey? Are you feeling okay?"
"Ohhh you hot stud you. You lookin' as good as ever, Burke my man. Yeah.. the babes still dig you. Oh yeah, look at you."
"Burke??"
"huh? Wha? Oh, I'm fine honey. Are you okay?"
So that night, Burke holds his bride all night, while she sleeps. The upset stomach comes back, more than just that day though. And eventually they discover the true cause for her being sick. She's pregnant. It's time to bring on the next generation of Marquette! Burke will have his heir, and it will be Sariana who brings that new life into the world.
"Who's daddy's little baby? Daddy's little baby boy. I feel you, Burke Junior. I know you'll be such a good little baby boy for mommy and daddy. That's right."
"Ohhh Burke. You better go get dressed! You have to be at the studio soon."
So Burke goes off to shower and get dressed so he can get to the studio.
"Woahhhh! What's happening? Burke? Where are you? Burke, I need you.. please Burke, I need you!"
"BURKE!!!!!"
"Oh yeah, that's right. You look so good my friend. Time to head on down to the studio, where the ladies all await a look at your fine self... huh? What? Oh, coming dear."
And so the next generation of Marquette is born. The pure innocence of a child at his early stages.
And of course, the older years of the baby's toddlerhood. Doesn't he look just like his daddy? Awwwwwwww
Until next time... keep your bananas fresh, and your obsession pure.
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