Hi there. My name is Sariana, and I am the secret inner Sim of Vicky. I finally get a chance to tell my story! For this I am forever grateful. So grateful that me and my teddy bear have gotten ourselves psyched up for this once in a lifetime opportunity.
You see, since I never ever get to come out, nobody ever gets to hear the truth. Oh, I know she denies it time and again, but you see.. both of us -really- want to be Burkies. But I'm the only one between us who will admit it. She likes the Heiress, and likes watching from afar, but see, *I* want to be a part of it all. I want to be given the freedom that so many other sims have been given!
What freedom is that, you ask? Why, the freedom to show our pride and unabashed passion and lust for the one and only Burke, of course! Why do you think I'm telling this story as quick as I can? Because my controller is likely to find out, and put a halt on my storytelling. So let's get on with it okay?
Now. Burke keeps making appearances in things. I watched every episode of his show. Granted, my controller made me see it late, so I couldn't audition for it the first time around, but there's no way I'm missing a chance to audition this time around! No way indeed! I will be the next Burkie!!
Okay, a little bit about us. Well, me. I'm 30-something years old, I'm a Pisces. My turn-ons.. well, besides Burke of course, are vampires and cologne, and I am majorly turned off by stink. Ewwww. I don't have a job, but I have had many jobs over the years. From a nursing assistant, to a retail manager (At Claire's boutiques!) to a Mary Kay Beauty consultant. Wow, they really should have that as a career track in this sim world of ours. Sheesh.
Oh Hiii! It's you Goopy. I was hoping it was the producers, calling to tell me I got on the next show... Well, of course not Goopy. I'm making the tape right now... Well, of -course- I'm watching my tapes of The Heiress. Burke hosts it! I told you, I'm auditioning for The Burke Life... Yeah, but that was Season 1. There's -always- another season when the show is THAT good! ... what do you mean it wasn't that good? ... Oh, Goopy. You have NO taste. Just look at those clothes. Say, weren't you wanting to be the next Legacy star? Tell you what, I'll come over sometime soon, and we'll go shopping for a new wardrobe or something for you. Sound good? Okay.. but I gotta go, I'm working on my submission video for the show! I'll call you back in a while.... kay, thanks Goopster.
Anyway, where was I? Ah yes.. Hey, that Orlando guy might make a good Burke impression. I wonder if I can get him to put on a fake mustache? Oh, but I digress. Okay. Burke. I should be on the Burke Life, because I'm like, his biggest fan!! Nevermind the banana bitch, or the paperclip chick. I'm the one who Burke should be with. I can be his every fantasy come true, believe me. I'm all that AND a bag of chips, baby!
Check it out! My neighbourhood even has a billboard with the bananamobile! Oh, I can see me riding shotgun in that car, with the oh so sexy Burkie driving me around. *swoon* *dreamy sigh* Oh, yes, sorry. I get a little distracted. *fans self*
This is the dress I plan on wearing when I marry Burke. I imagine a great big church wedding. You think Caliopie and Robi had a fantastic wedding?? Just wait til you see what I have in store for Burke. We'll put the Heiress to shame!!!
I even have my clothes picked out for the honeymoon. Just check me out Burkie baby. You know I'm the one for you. Don't let yourself down. At least give me a chance, huh? I'm so much better than those other two chicks from the first season.
I'll even serve you lobster on our honeymoon. Trust me, I can cook, I can clean, and I look damned fine in white lace, don'tcha think? So what are you waiting for. Just call me, or write me, and I'll be there in a heartbeat. See you soon Burkie baby!!!
Oh, and before I forget, here's all my stats and personality information :)
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